Sock Monster

ALERT - ALERT - ALERT

There have been spottings of the infamous Sock Monster in Baghdad. He is armed and extremely dangerous. He has not only consumed ONE sock of at least one pair of socks in EACH laundry run, but in most instances REPLACED the missing sock with a completely different and odd sock that does not match. If you see the Sock Monster please report him to your nearest Laundry Depot!! Do not approach him, for he may try to take the socks you are wearing.