I have been playing on a base Powder Puff team. (female American
Football) We had a few practices to get to know everyone's "skilz" and
throw the ball around a little. Well there isn't a 'season' here. There
is just a week full of one tournament. There are 4 female teams. It's
basically a round-robin.
We played the first night. Lost 14-7. They put me in on defense to guard
a HUGE She-Male. Plus I only played about half the game... We showed up
the second night and Won by forfeit. The had a night off and played last
night. (grrrr) We ended up playing the team we lost to the first night.
And lost again...this time I played most of the game since we were short
people (nice). I was on offence for majority of the night. Didn't get
the ball thrown to me once. Then I sub-ed for someone on defense
(because she broke a nail...double grrrrr)...here is the kicker. We had
a man-on-man defense. Meaning you pick one person to follow and you
stick with them...so Mine was the receiver. So when they hiked the ball
I followed her and was ON HER ASS like White on Rice...when we got back
in the huddle on FAT girl on my team said that I (me...Sarah) CAN NOT
RUN and need to guard the She-Man...(brick wall)...and she would guard
the receiver...Let me tell you I was NOT HAPPY...the only good thing is
the fat girl got totally burnt and fell while chasing the fast girl and
skinned her leg up. I busted my knee up a little too...nothing too bad.
I fell while chasing the Quarter Back. Didn't help that I took a handful
of boob down with me. It wasn't a pretty sight.
But since we lost 2 games we are out...so no more Powder Puff
Headache...
1 comment:
gotta watch it when you get around those She-Males ... they can be brutal!
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